Father's Day Humour (is there any other point?)

Mom Deb May 13 (4)So I started writing about Fathers, and my Father in particular, about their influences on us children, history and such. But I started to get bored.  My Father was a good man and did his job (he passed away last year at 90).  He did his duty in the war, worked hard, provided well and well, you can see where I was going… My kid’s I’m sure will feel the same way, I didn’t fight in any war (thank goodness), but I provided, I was there for them, but….

So what I did was I just looked around on the net and found some quotes of famous fathers and a little humour (that right now kinda hits home I’m sure with a lot of us middle aged parents. Enjoy!

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Letters between son and dad
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on

The Reply:
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Dad

 

Father’s Day Quotes:

“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.” – Bill Cosby

“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” – Tim Russert

“It is a wise child that knows his own father.” – Homer Simpson

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” – Mark Twain

“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.” – Jack Handy

“I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong.” – Ann Richards

“My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too.” – Peter De Vries

“To be a successful father, there’s one absolute rule; when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.” – Ernest Hemingway

“A father carries pictures where his money used to be.” Anonymous

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, “My dad can beat up your dad.” I’d say, “Yeah? When?” – Bill Hicks

“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” – Charles Wadsworth

“Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.” – Wilhelm Busch

“A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be.” – Carol Coats

“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.” – Robert Orben

“Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” Red Buttons

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